We'z in dedicashon to original website forum beein TMF. So Dave2112 maek list of TMF Historiesz. You read and enjoy kthxbai.

• 12/17/07 Dave2112 Posts a thread without mentioning pot or saying the word Fuck. Forum Staff drop everything to do an IP trace and find that Dave is, in fact, vacationing in New Jersey scoring dope and has been the victim of identity theft.
• 8/04/05 BrightEyes1082 Fails to "Fail" and the Server of the TMF fails while people fail to remember who BrightEyes1082 is
• 7/14/06 Myriads makes a joke....14 people rushed to hospital under cardiac watch
• 3/24/08 Venray gets insulted and lets it slide without confrontation. Twelve trolls give up and go home.
• 5/12/04 Amnesiac makes a point in under 2,500 words. None have over three syllables.
• 4/12/08 CrystalLight gets sick, doesn't post for a day. No one knows what to talk about and vidclips get an extra 1,000 hits
• 5/20/06 DVNC ends a word without an apostrophe. 234 people flood the Babelfish site.
• 7/3/06 HDS refers to HDS outside of the first person. HDS is not happy with HDS and takes a week off to ponder how HDS feels about that.
• 2/12/08 Robace252 has a radio guest and lets him get a word in edgewise. Guest has no idea what to say.
• 7/5/08 Community forum goes down for two hours. 546 people suddenly discover they have to talk to each other. Forum membership drops by 546 in ten minutes
• 4/18/06 A video clip is posted and every single poster believes the girl is ticklish. In a twist of irony, it turns out to be a hoax, as the model has nerve damage, but graduated top of her class in theater college.
• 10/11/08 Clique Wars spill over into neutral territory, with all sides reverting to chemical warfare and hostage taking. Unfortunately, so many hostages are traded back and forth for interrogation purposes that a new clique is formed for the hostages. All other cliques conceded the victory and the Hostage Clique has no one to play with. Community learns a valuable lesson in the futility of clique wars
• 3/24/07 Rick Astley pranks his friends by TMF-rolling them with a fake link to a hot porn site.
• 9/23/08 Milagros reaches 1,000,000 posts, the Internet runs out of space.
• 1/11/08 Gothfreakhell mistakenly puts a Striesand CD in his player and is found huddled in the corner of GenDis, a blank look, drooling lips and the words "People....people...they really do need people...." repeated over and over...
• 2/12/07 Saeria kicks off the Trial of the century after getting arrested for stealing body parts to make her own Zombie Lover. Legal analysts the world over debate the rights of dead body parts as Saeria drops the project in favor of inventing a new line of Drain Cleaner beverages.
• 5/29/08 LeeAllure gives a bound 'lee a moment to breathe. Checks herself into the hospital for a Nice-ectomy.
• 3/12/07 AnnieHall gets a CD of actual music. Dulcimer, wind chime and banjo players the world over leave their profession in defeat.
• 5/12/06 Mimi is overheard rooting for the Minnesota Vikings. Dave2112 searches her house and finds five pods under the bed.
• 11/7/03 MTPJeff responds to post with more then 4 sentences. Recieves Kiwi basket.