A. All natural juices. More to come. - Rob.
Q. I hear you're an avid stargazer. Do you ever just stare up into Uranus and dream of another world?
A. I do only on Thursdays. More to follow. - Rob.
Q. You have a thread on the TMF about the great Robaceini. I have three words for you, can you come up with an answer for me?
A. I will try my best. More on the way. - Rob.
Q. Me, You and a jar of peanut butter.
A. A magical evening. Tune in next week. - Rob.
Q. Rob, we know you're a military man. Have you ever dropped the soap in the shower when you were in basic training?
A. I did once. And then twice. It rounded out to about 16.248 times. And now a word from our sponsors. - Rob.
Q. Who on the TMF Forums would you most likely develop a crush on?
A. Shemp. Thank you for listening. - Rob.
Q. When you send prizes to people who win on TMF Radio, do you ever include lube?
A. They have to pay for that. Signing off. - Rob.
Q. Do you and Jason have one of those.. special relationships?
A. It depends on if Jason has a headache at the time. Take care. - Rob.
Q. Have you ever taken a bubble bath with another man?
A. It wasn't really a bath perse. Until next time. - Rob.
Q. Would you like to?
A. I prefer Showers. Standing is better. Please hold. - Rob.
Q. Has there ever been an incriminating lolcat made of you?
A. Yes. I experienced massive amounts of FAIL. I expressed feelings of concern and amusement in a well thought out and quoted without the person's name post. Be well. - Rob.
Q: Do you ever let anyone get a word in edg-
(Interview was cut off, due to Rob's rambling about the benefits of Vasoline.) A. HDS will try HDS's best, Bossman.
Q. I demand to know how you know so much!
A. HDS knows not as much as HDS think's HDS does. HDS is only HDS.
Q. I demand an explanation to that answer!
A. HDS has a le sigh.. HDS meant that HDS doesnt know much. HDS has a goofy.
Q. I demand to know the best place to buy hairy fruit!
A. HDS recommends a grocery store or famers outlet.
Q. I demand to know how you knew that! Are the fruit really hairy or only slightly?
A. HDS works in mysterious ways.
Q. I demand more time to come up with demands!
A. HDS has a curiousity. Is interview over?
Q. I demand this interview over for now!
A. HDS has a shadow.
A. yesh iz gud. lololzzz ish qweshtunz nao plzkbai.
Q. Y do yoo thnk sum peeps on TMF do not maek post? Thay juss dl vidyas an nevr maek post. Y kthx.
A. i haz a duno. iz mebbe cus they haz a nervus but no nervuz needed. it haz a happi u shoold haz a happi too. kthx.
Q. Gud kthx. Wen yoo has a broked shoolays do yoo bai wyte wuns oar pretty wuns and den haf cheezbrgr, kthx.
A. lolz. i buyz kewl wuns that make a happy. i haz chezbrge on dai when shoelace has a broked. it has a gud which makes for a winz. I haz nuther qwestion? kthx.
Q. Yesh yoo can has nuther qweshun. Yoo maekz lolray forumz and dis maeks a winz. Iz funnee. How yoo maek idea 2 maek gud for winz, an maek funny pix of MTP Jeff?'
A. I haz a help. Yew give me a help nao plz? you give me helpz an we make pwnzorz. then we haz cheezbrgr. then we creeate moar pwnzorsz an haz a lolzz. Jeff maek for ez FAILz. lolzz.
Q. Lollllzzzz ko so an den sum ppls maek failz on TMF an post stoopidz. Dis lolzz. An wen ppls rep.. reep.. rite bak dey sai wee no has a stoopidz but dey has a stoopidz an failz. lolz. Hao yoo reedz dem an not says yoo fail?
A. gud qwestun. I haz an answur. haz an easy. I no haz a fail cus I haz pwnzors. I experieence winz an they haz a failz so I lolz. I only haz a fail sometimes n that iz a fail. fail ish not gud but fail iz parts of lyfe. sum pplz maek moar failz on dailee basiz. That maeks a funnee.
Q. Kthx. One moar qweshun an iz wen we can haz moar cheezbrgrs den rob can haz a wiener 2. An all teh cheezbrgrs laff at teh wieners lolzzzz. How menny wieners on TMF yoo think? kthxbai.
A. zomg lololz. TMF haz moar weiners den enny wherez. but some of thoze weinerz equals a luv. I luvz most of them. they equalz winz in my hartz.
Q. What goes into those delicious weiners of yours that I can't help but suck all the flavor off of?
Q. I demand to know things!
Q. Lolllzzz so we are heer an i ask yoo qweshuns plzkthx