I haz a Mascots!?

Hai. Iz Ray here, an I haz returned from my failz an I want to introdooce mai Mascotz. Cuz they are liek speshul to me an they r the sponsorz of mi Interwebforumz. If yew click on pictures you get story of sponsorsz. Click NAO KTHXBAI.


Shemp.

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Shemp iz mans. He haz a santa lyke quality. He iz once a year an haz a happy. Peoplez say there is no a Shemp. But I see Shemp here nao.

Cappy.

CAPPYLOLZ


Cappy iz other mansz. He haz a clique. He haz engagement to Hildy. Theyz haz an engagement foreverz. Will Cappy get married? I haz a dont kno. Cappy nao has Cliquers. Lyke pens but not really.
Dan's Discount Weiners.

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Dan haz weiners. I eated weinersz from Dan an they haz a tastee. I luvz Dan's Weiners cus they haz a discount. You eat Dan's weiners NAO.

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