I haz a Staff.

HAI! I r Jeff. I dun type moar then 4 sentencesz. I liek hair. I demand Kiwi plzkthx.

Hailow! I haz a Myriadsz. I haz a hypothosiz derived from tha source that carries malign.. I like order. Kthxbai.

Hai.. I are DSL... I haz a sigh.. an a silly. I helpz an make a happy.

HAI!!! IAREMAXANIDUNBEAROUNMUCHBUTIHAZAHAPPYWHENITYPELYKETHISLOLZ.

HaiROW! Iz a Dave2112! An I lyke Green . I haz RUSH plz?